Lap dancingis a form of erotic dancing that is offered in some strip clubs. The client remains seated, whilst the lap dancer is either in immediate contact or within such a short distance that the closeness is tantalizing. Sometimes the client is allowed to touch the lap dancer but this is at the discretion of the local jurisdiction and the rules of the lap dancing establishment.

The lap dancer may be in various states of undress, from being totally nude or completely dressed, though most lap dancers are scantily clad.

Ten Easy Steps On How To Give A Lap Dance

1. Just relax, loosen up, take your time and feel sexy yourself. Feel the urge to dance and enjoy the movements.
2. Put him/her in a chair. You can do this forcefully for dramatic effect (but don't break any bones).
3. Once they're in the chair, start dancing maybe four feet away.
4. After a while, start moving closer while you dance - but not too fast.
5. You can gyrate your hips at this point (if you haven't already) and start to touch yourself as though you're really enjoying it. You should be really close to him now.
6. If he reaches out to touch you, slap his hand away and tell him "no touching baby - yet!". If this doesn't stir his blood, check he's got a pulse.
7. As you gyrate your hips some more, start to turn around so you have your back to him. Move your butt ever closer to his lap until you start to rub him. Not too much, just enough. And don't just sit on him!
8. Now slowly turn around until you face him again and this time push your boobs into his face. I know, how rude. Keep slapping those hands away if he gets too frisky.
9. Get sexy now as you gently kiss his neck and nibble his ears. Gasp a little and even moan. Just remember his ear's right next to your mouth, so try not to deafen him!
10. Once you've got a 'reaction' you can let him do the driving! Or, rinse and repeat.